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DISCLAIMER: This article is purely satire There are a lot of ways economists measure a recession. Unemployment. Consumer spending. GDP....

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column Cheers of joy were heard across campus as Samford unveiled a fresh set of...

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column.  Arguably the biggest epidemic plaguing Samford today is people climbing trees. Imagine you're having a rough day. You're walking down the...

By Emma Hawkins DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. Preview Day: the day in which Samford displays its campus and...

By Jackson Clark DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. In a previous edition of this column, I suggested some potential renovations to...

By Emma Hawkins DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. You have entered the college world — the realm manufactured specifically to envelop...

By Jackson Clark DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. I am sick and tired of the constant complaints about the...

By Jackson Clark DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. Samford is many things, but it is certainly not cheap. Students rely on a combination of federal aid,...

DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical column. Surely, dear reader, sometime in your first year here at Samford, you had an event that...

Disclaimer: This is a satirical column. Halloween: a controversial holiday, especially among strict Christian culture. It holds the potential to be...